I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
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