its not stalking. its research.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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