I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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