I hate your face
Please, let me fuck your mom
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
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PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
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I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
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