the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
DON'T BE A PUSSY. ONLY 1/3 OF THE WORDS IN YOUR LAST TEXT WERE MISSPELLED, WHICH MEANS YOU NEED 2/3 MORE SHOTS.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
I just ate a dove chocolate and the wrapper said "chocolate: always your valentine" WHAT KIND OF JACKASS WRITES THESE AND WHY MUST THEY MOCK ME?
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
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