So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
I threw up on my way to work while listening to "the good times are killing me". this award goes to modest mouse for creating the most poetic puke ever
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
The lady at the Humaine Society gave me her nephew's number because I seem like a loving and caring person.
Does she know that each time you've adopted a new cat in the past year it's because some guy stopped fucking you and you don't want to eat your feelings?
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
She took all the bottles out of the shower caddy and replaced them with booze. I just made a shower Manhatten. Imma marry this one.
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
That’s quite a spread
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