Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
Floor bacon is actually really good
DETAILS
long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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