I fell asleep on the toilet again last night...
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
Have you ever woken up and said a thank you prayer to the beer gods for allowing you to wake up in the morning and still have the ability to walk and talk? Because we should.
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