Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
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thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
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You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
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