I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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