Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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