I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Met my future wife peeing in the men's room. I stood in for the missing door on the stall. We really hit it off talking about how her butt didn't even touch the seat from all the years of squat lifting in high school.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
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