How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
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Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
Did we literally take a cab across the street
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
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Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
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