my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
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It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
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I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
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