How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
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I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
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I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
If someone made a breakfast cereal that was a cross between lucky charms and fruity pebbles and called it unicorn power with a huge fucking rainbow and a unicorn standing in a pot of gold on the box, they would be rich. Not only monetarily but spiritually as well...
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
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