doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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