I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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