Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
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