did I really admit that id have sex with that cougar had I been more drunk?...ugh...i need to masterbate more
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
how drunk are you?
Several
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
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