idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
my cat ate my toast this morning while i was getting dressed. i can already tell today is going to suck.
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
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I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
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She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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