I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
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Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
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you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
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