I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
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In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
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Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
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