I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
Randomize
