Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
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