That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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