i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
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Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
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Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
Who died my cat blue again?
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