Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
And for some reason every time I get drunk I just want to tell you that I have a mini secret personal fan club of your dick
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
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