Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
Randomize
