I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
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second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
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The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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