Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
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