Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
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