told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
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OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
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Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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