You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
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