She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
For a whole 2 minutes you were convinced you were talking to my voicemail
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
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Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
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He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
Woke up with 5 texts apologizing from a number I named "guy who elbowed me in face"
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
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