Hey man sorry I got all grabby
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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