So drunk, too bad you don't want this
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
Are you alive? Cause this is my official "im actually alive" text.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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