there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
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