I called him Han Solo during sex, he looked at me like he was mortified then I realized he came.
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
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Life isn't about who you kiss, drunk, at midnight. It's who you text nonsense to, sober, from the toilet.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
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He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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