I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
Just saw 4 of my students at Denny's at 4am on a Tuesday. We all pretended not to see each other, as we are all clearly tipsy and/or stoned. Class is in less than 4 hours. Either i'm getting too old for this shit or they're starting on the road to crazy-town much earlier these days.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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