why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
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