if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
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