Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
My mom just told me that the key to a successful marriage is never seeing your partner take a shit.
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
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