How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
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I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
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The trash can in my living room is full of Popsicle sticks and my vibrator has taken up permanent residence on my coffee table. I'm not doing anything productive. Clearly.
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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