Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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