Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
dude my little brother busts into my room last night and yells did you know that grandma is hiding scrambled eggs between her legs
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
I want her autograph on my taint
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
I love you.
Bad choice
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