didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
the condom got lost in my hair
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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