fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
my new years resolutions dont apply when im drunk
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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