he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
I just took the kind of shit that makes your eyes well up with tears as you feel it moving inside of you... So cleansing.
As your only female friend, I feel the need to inform you that texts like these are why she dumped you.
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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