Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
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I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
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When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
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