she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
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I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
But he was wearing a glow-in-the-dark condom. It was like a glowing rod of kryptonite. I can't resist that, kryptonite is my weakness.
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
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I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
I'm too drunk to remember your name. I'm too drunk to recall where i'm currently at. And i'm too drunk to give a shit.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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