we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
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