dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize
