you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
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I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
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When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
I know you think you’re ready to graduate but just keep these things in mind: taxes, I get up at 5 AM every morning, I have to buy vegetables when I go grocery shopping, and I can’t wear sweat pants to work. Take that victory lap and enjoy the sweat pants and bar hopping because it goes downhill real quick.
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