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If he eats mayonnaise, he's not getting laid. End of story.
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
It's 11:50 on Friday the 13th. There's a full moon. AND the bride to be just puked on herself while getting a lap dance from a stripper named...wait for it....LUCKY. Is this real life?
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
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