Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
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making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
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Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
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I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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